Get by with a little help from my friends...

....Tonto goes to soul club and survives!!

Every month Tonto gets a text from her good friend Alan asking her to go to his soul club. Most months Tonto makes up an excuse not to go. But this month Tonto ran out of excuses and so she toddled along. Besides, she had nothing else on.

She decided her best line of defence was to bring some friends. Recently outed alien, Juanine and the lovely Roisin were on hand under strict instructions not to leave each other alone.

Alan was delighted to see us. Especially Roisin. I think he likes her. This is his delighted face. Not to be confused with his scary face, although come to think of it they are quite similar. Anyway, he was delighted.



The music was good but we were slightly drunkand so decided to ignore it for the most part and instead came up with various others mean to entertain ourselves, like magic tricks. We like a good magic trick at the big news at twelvty. Here Ciara demonstrates her Roisn out of a bag trick. See she wobbles the bag fast and it looks like you can see an image of Roisin!!

We also tried our hand at being on the door. Tonto played bouncer and fell over. This is Tontos scary face (before she fell over) and Roisins not tonight impression.. Very convincing

After bouncer we tried our hand at money taking. Some money went missin....we don't know where it went but Tonto and Roisin had more wine all of a sudden. Go figure!! Roisin was in charge of stamping peoples hands cos shes an artist and who better to do it.

But her aim was a little off and Tonto ended up with a stamp on her face. So that was the end fo that game.

They were removed promtly from the door. And so the search to find something to entertain them continued. Until Juanine noticed a piano in the corner. On closer inspection, it was revealed that the piano was opened and Roisin and Tonto remembered that they were brilliant pianists. Well they were brilliant at everything else so why shouldn't they be brilliant at playing the piano.

On closer inspection, it was revealed that they were not. After a rousing rendition of chopsticks and a few near falls off the piano stool, (and a few shouts from annoyed punters) they closed the piano and continued to mess in a quieter fashion.

Juanine took a different approach to surviving the soul club. She got very drunk. And invited a "friend" along....he who shall not be named for legal reasons and also she'll kill Tonto. When her "friend" had left she came to Tonto for a chinwag and to tell her how drunk she was. Ain't she pretty!?

And there you have it. How to survive the soul club....get drunk, mess, play piano, fall over, get really drunk (even before you get there) and most importantly bring your friends to get drunk with. If anything they'll pick you up when you fall over and between the lot of ye you'll find your way home. Eventually.