THIS JUST IN!!! new insight into the alleged BeardNAP
The big news at twelvty reported on the somethingth of January about the sinister beard nap of a mr Simon(e) by a Mr Peter(e).
The News at Twelvty has just recieved photo (an actual photo!!) of the first attempted beard robbing by Mr Peter some weeks prior to the actual incident. But it now appears the beard robbing was not as clear cut as a simple passionate petulant "if i can't have a beard no one can" thing.
It may look like a friendly banteresque hug of brotherly love.But in fact if you look closer you can see Simon tries to pull Peters lovely, slightly greying but thats ok cos it makes them distinguished lookin locks off, as Peter tries to stangles Simon til his beard falls out.
It is a little known fact that although Simon has been able to grow facial hair from a very young age, head hair has new come easy to him.
posted by Tonto @ 11:37 am
19 Comments:
another amazing exclusive
fwom the woldwide woving weporter ms. Wally 'wassssaaabi' Waldo
I have to disagree with u Tonto, Simone has had long hair since I met her many moons ago..
in the interest of sensationalism shhhhhh beer bear
But then he lost it all, he came into college one day and it had all fallen out!
:)
That is a LIE
I had long hair for all my days in Tallaghfornia. Twas not until i moved into the real world that i baldened my self.
WHAT THE JOE?
hmmm...i dunno, I remember being REALLY scared one day
scared of what!!?? Simon, it was a wig. A wig. You had to wear a wig to cover up your lack of hair. You had to wear a wig. You were overcompensating by wearing a wig to cover up the fact that you had no hair. It was a pretty poor wig. It kinda looked like one of those clown afro ones except it wasn't red or green it was mousey brown kinda colour. Its ok simon. Its ok
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Poncho all I have to say it that you rock at we have to meet again some dark mysterious night!!!!
Love Yeah lots like jelly tots but not as much as smarties
Mustang Baby
not another anonymous...theres too many anonymi
Well I was present and Drunk at Juanine's B-day and I am in the photos...........I was also as usually drink as a skunk
Mustang Baby
I will get an account now and then it will be done with, Ibow to you wish Lady Poncho Tonto!!!
Oh valerie!!
Welcome to the world of the blog!1
Is this the valerie who is the corpse lady??
I hope not...
NO! Roisin is the corpse lady, Valerie is...well she's hard to describe...Any ideas?
oh shes called your bluff ambassador bear
I think I am...yes, yes I am...especially when I'm allowed to complain bout things which is why I've decided to forget about the new years resolution as of today :)so there, watch out el preidente!
And by the way, it wasn't me who removed the comment this time!
it was Valalerie :)
I don't see them!!
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