Monday, January 16, 2006

The third most important birthday in the year

.....after mine and jesuss of course.

Saturday the 14th January was a very special day for the Big news at twelvty. It was the birthday of or favourite aquitted nose robbing criminal, Juanine!! She was a picture of beauty and compossure and happiness when she waltzed in the doors of her new favourite watering hole. We had balloons and streamers to welcome her. We even found friends....thought missing in action or at least in another bar, namely Lovebug Monks and Valerie.


But 20mins later and a couple of JDs and maybe it was also the fact that she was so overwhelmed by the turn out and her wonderful friends, she lost a little compossure and her vision got a little fuzzy...but she was still the picture of beauty.


Tonto and Mcfabuolus (most important and fourth most important birthdays in the year respectively) are well aware of the joy and fun and frolicks of birthdays and are big fans of present giving...especially when they are recieving said presents. Alas, its been a long week and both are smashed. But not to be out done or called names, they preformed their famous floating head trick for Juanine. Everyone was well impressed. Some were slightly scare. All you need is some sticky back plastic and a toilet roll insert. I've said too much.


Of course, drinking plays a big part in birthday celebrations. The drink of choice for the night was the baby guinness....mmmmmm. They so pretty. and so yummy. So pretty that it took Roisin a while to convince Valerie we should drink them. She really didn't need all that much convincing though.


The obligatory "we're about to do a shot picture". Theres always one.


But then when no one was looking....except for whoever took the photo, Tonto and Miss Mary did another. In an altogther fabulous way. Its tricking and must only be attempted under the supervision of trained professionals. Me and Mary will be glad to help. As long as we can a shot too.


So to recap. Fun was had be all. It was tame enough at the start. Lots of smiles and polite conversation. And odd men trying to get in on the photo.


But of course it never stays tame for too long. We even met new friends along the way. Happy birthday Juanine!! (remember its mine and mcfabulous's in 2 months :) )

19 Comments:

Blogger Delicious McFabulous said...

Ah, yes
It was an amazing night

I broke one of the brakes on my bike on the way home - and had to use the 'shoe' brake on the way to work this morning - I still have the brake (its in my pocket!)
So any advice on the repairing of broken brakes would be greatly appreciated...

11:31 am  
Blogger Delicious McFabulous said...

Oh Lordy

The birthday girl herself is claiming that said brake was not working while she drunkenly pedalled about pravda at around 3 in the morning (outside not inside)

Call the police - she broke my bike!

11:33 am  
Blogger Tonto said...

i can fix chains. Thats bout it. Sorry.

On the advice of miss mary i decided against the posting of the ass crack photo. Although you cannot see his face and who the hell looks at this blog besides us anyway!! But still I think we have enough in this anyway.

11:34 am  
Blogger Tonto said...

so it was broken before....by said birthday girl.

DENDENDEEEEEEEEENNNNN

11:34 am  
Blogger Delicious McFabulous said...

OOH I think you should post the ass-crack photo

Let it be a lesson to boys everywhere...

BUILDER-BUMS ARE NOT SUITABLE FOR PUB VIEWING!
(I am still having nightmares...)

12:59 pm  
Blogger Juanine said...

I didn't break the brake! I simply informed miss Drudy that her brakes were not working. Thats all! No breaking involved...

I could have killed myself u know!

1:44 pm  
Blogger General Redbeard said...

Looked like y'all had a grand aul time, brought a tear t'me eye to see the aul homefolk haveing fun... Here i am like a sucker in 30C heat, getting ready to travel to Cambodia...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SECOND OLDEST LADY!

2:08 pm  
Blogger Sad Ryu said...

At least she didnt sleep with any english men this time!

2:10 pm  
Blogger Delicious McFabulous said...

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2:56 pm  
Blogger Juanine said...

Who said I slept with any in the first place!!

Am I really the 2nd oldest?

thats depressing...

4:16 pm  
Blogger Tonto said...

no your not...ahme its in order like this

oldest....ethna

second oldest....peter

third oldest....Juanine

second youngest....frances

baby....simon

4:51 pm  
Blogger Juanine said...

I don't like being in the middle!!!

5:18 pm  
Blogger Delicious McFabulous said...

Middle Child Syndrome

They are always complaining about something...

5:34 pm  
Blogger Juanine said...

What do you expect! I get bullied every day!!

and no, I don't want any PONY!

8:00 pm  
Blogger Tonto said...

shes never happy is she!!
First she didn't want to be the second oldest now she doesn't want to be the middle child jeez louise

GET OVER IT!!

Unless you can find other people either older or younger to join the blog then you will be forever the piggy in the middle.

9:14 am  
Blogger Sad Ryu said...

I am forever youthful and exuberent!

*glee*

5:00 pm  
Blogger Tonto said...

Jim said juanine look sradiant in that first picture :)

12:01 pm  
Blogger General Redbeard said...

I think I said

"Second Oldest Lady"

Not "Second Oldest"

FOOLS

7:26 am  
Blogger Tonto said...

smart arse

9:02 am  

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