Celebrity sighting!!!! Beakers Buckled
Once upon a time, roving reporter Poncho Tonto and cleared convict nose grabber Juanine were enjoying a typical, nice, relaxing, quite drinksies after worksies (that most definitely did not involve stumbling home). As I said it was a typlical...
UNTIL....they were encountered by this reporters favourite MUPPET (besides Ruadhan of course), Beaker!! He revealed that he is currently ahving problems with his muppet co-star Prof Bunsen Huneydew and so has come to Dublin promotional tour of science departments in Dublin to promote safety in labs.
Ever the amazing hostess, I offered a drink. He asked for a pint...which was not a problem until he got to the end.
It was a most enjoyable night until a certain person...who will remain nameless...lets call her Miss Trudy...picked him up to settled a scientific arguement and singed his hair on a candle. He is currently resting in a top Dublin hostel after under going a major hair transplant, which Miss Trudy has offered to pay for. Sources say he is was possibly the amount of alcohol in his system or the fact that he is made of plastic that caused him to burn so bad. He should make a full recovery but has vowed never to drink again.
posted by Tonto @ 9:26 am
20 Comments:
I was the ONLY one who had to go to work you know
may it also be noted that Miss Trudy stopped the burning by dunking Beaker into a certain Mexican's drink!
I still remember some things...
well then you both can pick up the hair bill!!
No I think that memory must have come from the hallucinogenic drugs you were taking...
...two JD's for every pint! what an alco...I mean legend!
Why are you guys sluming it with Vets in Practise stars?
OMG!!! you don't know who beaker is!!?? He's only the most famous...one of the better known...scientists of all time?
And he isn't a vet...he'd a bonafide scientist!!
I meant Trudy actually. You have destroyed an already weak pun.
I hope you can live with yourself.
ethna i think simone just called you a vet in practise
I don't know how thats supposed to offend you though
I don't get it...?
Do vets in practice actually have "stars"? And if so then why doesn't anyone know who they are?
simone has apparently been watching vets in practise...the saddest programme on TV...what does that make simone
Vets in practise was a programme about lady vets doing vet work in wellies like sticking their hands up cows rear ends and the likes. But ethna oyu don't even look like a vet at all.
No but she'd look very much like one in a pair of welies with those big gloves and her big bogger accent
Jeannine you can't see an accent you know...
Yeah but you just have to look at you to know you have one...
Hopefully you won't see this till Monday :)
INSANITY BELONGS IN THE ASYLUM
Ah making fun of the culchies....
Is there anything more relaxing?
It's what keeps me sane...
But you're 3/4 culchie yourself...
he's got you there juanine
I AM NOT
Please explain yourselves...
you can tell by looking at your ankles.
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