And you think you know someone....

In a shocking revelation it appears lovable Mexican, Juanine, who was recently aquitted of nose robbing charges, may not be who she says she is. In fact, she may not even be human.

It has come to the attention of the Big News at Twelvty, after careful examination of archived photos that Juanine's eyes are in fact red. Dr Iris Eyenstein, a well respected optician and slien enthusiast, can confirm that humans do not have red eyes.

"Pink eye, yes. Blood shot, yes. But never in my days have I seen eyes so red....on a human."




Dr Eyenstein has been following the movements of a certain alien race called the Mehicans from Mehicon 5 for the past 25 years.

"YEs I started to become aware of them around the 14 of January 1981. I remember the day clearly because it was also the day I was charged with drunk driving."

This date is conicidentally Juanines brithday.


The Mehicans are a peaceful race, who are only interested in Jack Daniels, ponies and Keifer Sunderland. They can be recognised by their red eyes and require at least 3 cups of coffee a day to function. They drive Fiat Puntos.


Why didn't ya tell us sooner Juanine!!?? It sure does explain a lot.