Back??!!

Apologies dear fans of the Twelvty for the very long abscence. It has indeed been too long. It took me a while to get over the trauma of being locked up by my friends and fellow nationalists of Drunkendancesstan. But I am back. With a small notice to explain my abscence.

For you see after my lock up, I took up cycling to try and vent my anger and frustration but ultimately to get out of traffic. It was all going so well. I had found myself in Belgium where cycling was discovered apparently. They first starting cycling there before even the invention of the wheel! Believe it or not. But disaster struck when I came across my biggest enemy to date. Being a roving reporter I have many enemies, like Juanine the Mehican and Simon town jester who I outted for being a smelly pants not so long ago. But this was no mortal enemy he was made of steel.

I spent weeks and weeks in a head lock for power. It was a struggle that nearly ended me. But I did it. And nothing on this earth could compare to the joy I felt when I finally figured out how to open my bicycle lock.

I'm back! Plus I got a new camera. Long life the Twelvty!!!