Exactly how tall is Tonto?
It took a recent trip to Barcelona to shed some light on the subject. Yes we all know her mouth is very big, so big she can sometimes put her foot into it, but Tonto is actually is quite small.
So small she found it sometimes a little difficult to talk to and more importantly take pictures with her travelling companion, Kate, who is very very tall. They had to take pictures in two parts.....first Tonto...look as she gazes with pure admiration and inadequacy at her tall friend.

Then Kate....
Observe as she looks with pity on her short friend

Tonto is a mere speck when photographed beside a catherdral....
And when scaled against a (Spanish) garden variety fish bird kinda thing....
Yes, yes its a picture of a fish but the picture is drawn to scale. Poor Tonto.
Kate could squish her like berry if she wanted to....but of course she wouldn't cos they are the bestest of travelling mates.
So how did Tonto deal with the realisation that she is in fact smaller than a fish (with the exception of her mouth)....the only way she knows how!!!
And Kate?? She found Phil Collins


13 Comments:
PINT SIZED!
PINT SIZED!
sized like a pint :)
...but her mouth is also the size of a pint...
hmmmmm well sometimes I can put my foot in it as I have already mentioned...i wonder who it could be??
Barcelona is SUPER.
I will move there too!
Can I be a barman in your bar?
yes you can most certainly be a barman in my bar :) we must learn to speak spanish and make great cocktails....no evil ones!!
see the picture of the fish...they had only started doing that when we went into a restaurant. We left it was half done and it had been completed and everything cleared up by the time we'd had a drink. AMAZING!!!
I am learning Spanish right now!
WOOOOOOO!
Juanine is Brilliant
Juannine has a rather SIZEABLE ego!
and is also BRILLIANT!!
this is a matter of opionion....namely hers
Am i not brilliant Tonto? do u think otherwise?
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