Ou est les Citizens of Drunkendancesstan!!??

..............is Tonto left on her lonesome??!!

It has been brought to our attention by members of Team Adventure that Drunkendancesstan has been a bit quiet of late. Tonto, who is as it happens Minister for the interior and general happiness of Drunkendancesstan, took it upon herself to find out where everyone was. She herself has been keeping the nations flag (which has yet to be decided on) flying high with many drunken dancing night.



She doned her infered contacts and superhero reading glasses and set to work. When the reading glasses come out you know Tonto means business.

Mehican Ambassador and newly appointed minister for foreign affairs, Juanine, it would seem has temporarily left the good country of Drunkendancesstan for foreign shores. She left on a boat sometime Saturday morning for the Isle of Diagnosia off the coast of Studonia, her final destination The peoples republic of Higher Diploma. She left no indication of a return.



The Minister for Candy, who has been missing since like, geeny mack, March of something, seemed slightly confused, as if she had never heard of Drunkendancesstan or even her post of Minister for Candy.



As it turns out the flash was just a little bit too strong and she has agreed to rejoin the government. She has been busy expanding the nation of Drunkendancesstan by looking at possible colonies in Wicklow.

And El Presidente!? Weeeelllll, that is top secret as it happens and it took the Big News at Twelvty a very long time, tears, sweat, blood and a lot of brownies (not special ones...the ones made with love and lots and lots of chocolate) to find it out. McFabulous aka El Presidente aka SUPER Eeeeeeee!!!


Forget the Guinness Quality Team....Super Eeeeeeee ensures the most delicious pints of Guinness across the country and punishes all those who try and cheat the innocent public of a decent pint. See here how whe saves an innocent public from a sub par pint....with the greatest of eeeeeeeese.

So Simon I hope that answers your question.