Monday, August 07, 2006

REVEALED!!!! Dublins terror cyclist

Last night, roving reporter Tonto, who is never off the job, caught the first exclusive pictures of the latest terror to hit Dublin....the terror cyclists. She strikes fear into the hearts of all who cross her path. Old age pensioners are afraid to leave their homes, just in case...

But the Big News at Twelvty caught her....its none other than JUANINE!!!! Just look at the sheer delight in her eyes as she approaches unsuspecting casualties.


Tonto nearly became her latest victim after an altercation with Juanine. A misunderstanding.

First Juanine thought that Tonto and Lisa were laughing at her. Which of course is only partially true. We were laughing with her. Sort of.

Well she was dancing funny.

Then while dancing herslef Tonto may have accidentally whalloped her across the back of the head, which ofcourse she did not like at all.

Juanine has since realised the error of her ways and is attending the appropriate nger managment classes. Also she has given Tonto back her bike and vowed never to cycle again.

11 Comments:

Blogger Juanine said...

I don't remember cycling a bike....

10:18 pm  
Blogger Tonto said...

well...theres no denying it!! There you are on a bike in a picture. Its you on a bike. In a picture hehehe.

8:40 am  
Blogger Sad Ryu said...

She's confused cos she's usually riding english men.

oh my...

4:40 pm  
Blogger Tonto said...

my oh my

I think you have made an enemy her today

4:43 pm  
Blogger Juanine said...

i'm am shocked and appalled!

8:38 pm  
Blogger Sad Ryu said...

HA! Thats your best comeback? My mean girls-esque behavior is encouraged...

9:32 am  
Blogger General Redbeard said...

That was totally not fetch Simon.

Also Jeaninne is SILLY.

6:46 am  
Blogger Juanine said...

Jeannine is NOT silly, Peter is.

4:02 pm  
Blogger Delicious McFabulous said...

juannnnnnnine is not drunk!

however myself and frances are. HURRAY!

its fun to be drunk in the airport.

5:54 am  
Blogger Delicious McFabulous said...

frances forgot her passport

but she has a super dad luckily who bought it into her

lucky frances

5:55 am  
Blogger Tonto said...

i can concur. I am locked. But know what??!! they;re still going to let me on the plane so isn;t that all that matters :)

5:55 am  

Post a Comment

<< Home