These two should not be allowed out alone!!

Have you seen these 2 "ladies"?

If you do do NOT approach them. The news at twelvty has recently been made aware of these 2 ragamuffins who must not i repeat....MUST NOT...be let out in town alone. It results in loud conversations about nothing (that may be sometimes most enjoyable and?or annoyin to anyone sitting too close), giggling, good food and many many many bottles of wine being drunk in posh bars where normally they wouldn't be allowed. There may also be some dancing.

They have been descibed as professionals, intelligent, very, very pretty, actually some people have described them as being BEAUTIFUL...breathtakingly so in fact...lots of laugh, frantastic dancers and very beautiful. With an amazing sense of style and humanity. Everyone wants to be their friend.

They are commonly spotted is pubs after work hours or on Drudy hill during work hours (when its sunny) laughing, counting their change (to see if they can get another pint or 5), discussing the virtues of the wine on the wine list and then drinking a bottle (or 3) of the "best" (in their opionion...well it doesn't really matter after the second one) , singing and laughing...a lot. Oh we do....I mean THEY do THEY do love to laugh.

If you do spot these 2 out and about round Dublins fair city, you can contact the News at Twelvty.....cos we defo want to be where they are!!!