BREAKING NEWS.....2 Spoons in near fatal accident that nearly cost them their swimshorts

On the something of September 200andwhatever, on a seemingly sunny non eventful day in Australia land, 2 bored Spoons, Peter and Pat Spoon, went for a jet ski. Little did they know it may have been their last....dendenDENNNNNN!


Legend has it that these monstrosities of machines can reach speeds of up to 100miles an hour...AN HOUR!! I can't even think that fast. But there was no one to comment on this for sure.

Above is an eye witness account of the incident, as recalled by a passing clown fish who wishes to remain anonymous, lets call him Femo.