Feature of the week: let the news at twelvty show you how to dance

....with roving reporter Tonto, introducing you and teaching you the latest moves and grooves round Dublin so that you don't look a fool in the clubs of Dublin

No need to thank me

1. the air guitar

Ciaran is only a beginner at the whole air guitar so he has opted to dancing with an actual guitar. Ruadhan is laughing at him but be discouraged to try it too. Contrary to popular belief, the air guitar is actually coming back. SO don't be left behind. You've been warned!!

2. Jazz hands

Don't be put off by the photo cos as we've found here at the news at twelvty jazz hands do not always come across well in photos (for whatever reason) but just look at the smiles on these young hipsters faces.

Jazz hands = fun = happy people....its undeniable

3. Vogue

If Madonna thought us anything worth while it was how to vogue. It doesn't suit everyone though. Some people on the other hand just got it....

4. The Monster Mash

This was a popular dance in the 1960s to a popular song by a popluar band.

This is how to dress like a monster this is NOT how to do the monster mash. I wouldn't worry about his dance to much as i said it was only to one song and its not all that hot.

5. RAVE!!!!

Nobody really knows exactly how to rave cos no one ever rememebers. The photo above represents the memory of the raver the day after the night before. It sure is fun though. Arm waving is involved...I think

With our exclusive special cameras we could desifer and uncode an actual undeciferable rave picture....Raves are scary places...they even scared your fearless roving reporter Poncho tonto and her friend Roisin the Raver

6. The final result....the end of the night

After a hard nights dancing its nice to just sit around and relax with a drink or two regailing stories and swopping dance moves. Greg is not used to all this dancing so is finding it hard to stay awake listening to Ciarans champion dance moves. It seems the actual guitar playin air guitaring went down a storm.

So there you have it. The ultimate guide to dancing. And sure if all else fails...JUST GO NUTS!!!

This is poncho tonto...signing off.