Plot to lock up Tonto....FOILED!!!

An evil plan to kidnap Tonto was foiled.....FOILED....during the week. McFabulous and Juanine thought it would be hilarious to trick Tonto into a tricky trick and hide her away in an attic. All so they could have some peace and quiet.

While Tonto visited the little ladies room, Juanine struck and placed a stupid pill into Tontos drink to make her silly and easily lead. And all while McFabulous kept watch for Tontos return.

Later that night then as the three prepared for a night on the tiles, Juanine told Tonto that there may be chocolate in the attic. Really nice chocolate.


While a bit suspicious, Tonto couldn't resist and crept cautiously up the stairs.



And BAM!!! Mcfabulous closed and locked the gate after her!!! Trapping her in the attic.



Despite her deperate pleas and cries and howls, McFabulous and Juanine fed her some scraps and headed out for a nice dinner in an expensive restaurant.

But they neglected the fact that Tonto is a clever little minx and after a few hours whinnng to herself, managed to sneakily sneak down the stairs and escape.

But it was late and the scraps had filled her up something else, so after an hour or two of telly watching pottered back up to bed.

The other two got lost but had a very pleasant night out without Tonto. (photo missing due to stupid computer)

Spot the difference

The Big News at Twelvty are just back from a fantastic week away in mostly Belgium. One of the most famous...or infamous...symbols of Belgium is the cheeky chappy the Manneken Pis.

As legend has it he saved the city of Brussels from burning down altogether lots of years ago by peeing on the flames. What a boy!! We love him here at The News at Twelvty!!

But can you tell the difference between the real Manneken Pis and the wannabe Manneken Pis!!??

REVEALED!!!! Dublins terror cyclist

Last night, roving reporter Tonto, who is never off the job, caught the first exclusive pictures of the latest terror to hit Dublin....the terror cyclists. She strikes fear into the hearts of all who cross her path. Old age pensioners are afraid to leave their homes, just in case...

But the Big News at Twelvty caught her....its none other than JUANINE!!!! Just look at the sheer delight in her eyes as she approaches unsuspecting casualties.


Tonto nearly became her latest victim after an altercation with Juanine. A misunderstanding.

First Juanine thought that Tonto and Lisa were laughing at her. Which of course is only partially true. We were laughing with her. Sort of.

Well she was dancing funny.

Then while dancing herslef Tonto may have accidentally whalloped her across the back of the head, which ofcourse she did not like at all.

Juanine has since realised the error of her ways and is attending the appropriate nger managment classes. Also she has given Tonto back her bike and vowed never to cycle again.