Surprise Christmas guest at the Big News at Twelvty

Unfortunately Santa couldn't take time out of his busy schedule to visit the News at Twelvty annual christmas party bash, like he normally does. Naturally, we were all devasted....until we got an unexpected surprise guest. Santa sent the next best thing...no not Rudolph or Patches the Elf (well not after the last time patches visited and the 2L bottle of vodka and the petty cash went missing)....no no Santa sent his favourite news reporters his very favourite Christmas puppy.....BONNIE!!!!

Needless to say Bonnie provided much Christmas cheer..not that it was needed at all....and boy oh boy can that dog drink!!!!

Whats on Miss Claus's Christmas list??

It seems that Santa can't deliever everything from the North Pole. Miss Sandra Claus was spotted out and about shopping in Dublin.





"I can just never ever get jeans to fit in the North Pole. Daddy never gets the eleves to make jeans for the taller, more discerning lady...well I suppose thats what I get for living with elves!! And weel the atmosphere in Dublin....oh i love it here (hiccuup) yes bewteen the jeans and the atmosphere and the weather and the people......"

It seems they have started selling jeans, as well as Christmas cheer, in the Village bar, which is where this photo was taken as Miss Claus stubbled outside for a smoke....

"Daddy doesn't know I smoke shhhhhhhhhh.....yes definitely here for the jeans"

.....and the beer