Another one bites the dust: Mastermind caught in Dublin raid!!!

The evil genius behind the nose nabbing reaking havoc on innocent drunkards on the streets of Dublin....HAS BEEN CAUGHT!!! Thanks to your friends at the Big News At Twelvty, she was caught and arrested and shamed last night at her house in Rathfarmham last night. The Big News at Twelvty was there to catch everything on camera.

Juannine Mehican was most uncooperative during the raid on her mansion in the "nice" area of Rathfarnham, which she percurred from funds raised from copycat nose takers.

Dublin can sleep tight cos Juanine is in jail WOOHOO!!!!

A BLAST FROM THE PAST!!! II

Deirdre and fergus FOUND!!!

Ater years of searching the news at twelvty finnaly tracked down ex tallaght members Fergus and honorary tallaght member Deirdre in a Dublin pub that I was just in last week!! Apparently they had been living there all along.

They were spotted robbing drinks off a table but our very own intrepid reporters poncho tonto and lovebug monks while posing for this very photo, while discussing Lovebug's inability to drink from bottles without a straw. She nearly choked on the bottle when she spotted our lost assumed gone for ever commerades.

But it didn't stop her getting through all these......

Peter was so proud of her and she only fell once!! We think she may actually be a bonefide german. And you think you know someone. Ok so maybe we helped a little bit.

Welcome back Fergus and Deirdre!!

Got your nose!!!!

Last night an unsuspecting Caroline Monks, a former science student in IT Tallaght and recovering nymphomaniac, became the lastest victim in the lastest outlandish crime to be sweeping the nation. Caroline got her nose taken!!

The incident happened in a popular watering hole in Dublins inner city. She was busy contemplating what beverage to purchase. She as so enthralled in this difficult descision that she did not notice the alleged nose taker. Of course, the news at twelvty have exclusive pictures...we never sleep.

Notice the stealth of the attacker....float like a butterfly.....

....sting like a bee. She never saw it coming. Sources say she is starting to come to terms with the incident and should make a complete recovery.

As revenge for this haneuos crime, a Mr peter Brien, also a former science student (although he was never very good) and repeat shirt wearer offender, attempted to chop the attackers's head in half as she posed for fans.

Her cat like reflexes possibly saved her life. Later still that night this picture was taken of Peter being administered what is commonly known as "wet willy". The news at twelvty cannot confirm wether the finger in Mr Briens ear is that of the same got your nose bandit but its good bloody assumpition.

The attacker, originally from Ballylooby, Co. Tipperary and now living in Ongar (of all the bleedin made up places), escaped the scence before authorities showed on the scene. If seen she should not be approach lest you risk your nose.

Do blondes really have more fun than brunettes?

The juries still out.....

In a drastic move and after a lot of consultation with herself, roving reporter, and brilliant scientist, Tonto Poncho, has forsaken her blonde roots (although they weren't all that blonde anymore) in favour of, some may say a more grown up shade to answer that eteneral question.....do blondes have more fun?

Thats right Tonto Poncho has gone BRUNETTE!!

Do blondes or brunettes have more fun? And what kind of fun are they talking about. I always have fun but not necessarily any "fun". Stay tuned to find out.